Important Africa-related suggestions I've received so far:

1. Don't open your mouth in the shower.
2. Bring baby powder.
3. Don't jog in a sports bra.
4. Get a menstrual cup. (this is VERY gross).
5. Don't eat anything you cannot peal.
6. Always wear socks.
7. Don't swim in any non-salt water. (Schistomiasis)
8. If it looks hungry, throw your friends to the animals first.
9. Triple bag it.
10. Parasites are excellent rapid weight loss solutions.
11. Always pretend that you know what you are talking about and where you are going.

Anything to add?